Lazer Tower #1 Online !
Flash News Bulletin - A Nasty Horde of Soccer Robots are on route from China to Denmark !
We peek in on a commander yelling at a sergeant somewhere over the internet tubes.
commander: Sergeant, I need you to get into MK I Lazer Tower #1 and knock out that robot soccer horde pronto !
sgt: But SIR, I have never trained on that unit before ?!?
commander: I don't give marshmallow's teet, now get your ass in that thing before I vaporize you on the spot !
sgt: YES SIR !
This is it. A 100' climb on a perilous ladder and you throw yourself into the cockpit of the giant lazer canon. I can't believe this, you repeat to yourself. I don't know how to work this thing. How the hell am I going to figure this out? You fumble around with some of the switches, and the console lights up with a login & password prompt. You swiftly type in your name and guess a password. It worked! Your in ! Then ......
Sparks and smoke ! Wires fall from the ceiling. "What a piece of shit", you say to yourself and curse the malevolent engineers who made this pile of junk. Oh well, here goes nothing.
Your Mission if You Choose :
1. login with your lmr handle
2. figure out some of the secret key strokes (credits to Darwin Bot & rik for the idea !)
3. report bugs, strange behavior, lewd and lascivious actions !
4. comment & screen print some of your successes !
5. suggest how we can make a better, less "piece of shit" lazer tower MK II.
GOOD LUCK Sergeant !
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