Here's a guy who would like a little spam
Santosh: let me know if you need SEO services
Sent at 9:00 PM on Monday
Santosh: i rank website in google in first page
for desired keywords
me: How do you do that?
Santosh: charges are 1.5 pounds per hour
i do manually
through one way linking
me: So, you are posting links to my site on other sites?
Santosh: This might be enough to show you
i just post your website on other sites like registering in those sites and in the profile section
i place your website with keyword anchor text
me: Sorry, I do not follow you - what do you mean by "registering"?
Santosh: forums sites
i register an account
me: So, you register as a member on other forum sites, and in there link to my site?
i go into the profile section of account
and put all the info there
this i have been doing for the past 5 years
and had ranked many websites in first page in google
me: How can we contact you, what is your primary / personal mail address?
Sent at 9:04 PM on Monday
me: And how do we pay you, paypal?
Santosh: you can pay me paypal
primary email for contact is
and for paypal email is
me: Thank you. Do you realize how much time you are taking from webmasters and friendly nice people who has to clean up after you?
they are after me
requesting me updates
at the weekend
Sent at 9:08 PM on Monday
me: On LMR we have people like you who are putting irrelevant content and links to other sites. This is taking time from us, and is very irritating. How do you feel about spending other peoples time like that, and how do you feel about being a general pain in the arse?
Sent at 9:10 PM on Monday
me: You may get a feeling what it's like when you get spammed yourself now.