This is what you get with a certain purchase history on eBay, I guess. A vintage 1969 copy of Radio-TV Experimenter magazine. While I guess it's cool in a way, the fact that the cover has... well, take a look:
Let's just say these aren't the kind of Boobies my LMR bretheren have come to expect from me.
Also, as someone who has had more than his fair share of digestive problems, the words "Fickle Finger Finder" suggest unpleasant visits to a particularly distasteful kind of physician.