After coding and reviewing all of the entries, Kari, our (temporary) flatmate Eliza and myself have made a decision.
The winner is rik with the "I forgot my glasses" entry. --rik, you have been on a roll...
Yup, I'm a lazy bastard...
If any of you folks find your self bored, drunk or both and you have a minute, why don't you help me design Walter's eyes.
Here's the Rub:
You can use any ASCII letter or symbol.